Under a new law being proposed by federal employment minister Michaelia Cash, all public servants will be banned from uttering the phrase “Thank God It’s Friday” in a bid to change what Cash described as “an outdated work place culture”. In… Read More ›
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Archaeologists Baffled By Purpose Of Squash Courts
Archaeologists admit they still do not know who built the vast and mysterious abandoned ruins known as “squash courts” that can be found all over suburban Sydney. “We believe they were constructed by an ancient civilisation that flourished in the… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Laments Trade Deals Making Caviar Unaffordable To Low Income Workers
Labor leader and William Hill bookmakers odds on favourite for next political leader to be knifed, Bill Shorten has today released a statement lamenting the Abbott/Turnbull/who’s next? government’s trade deals on the grounds they will adversely affect low income workers ability to purchase… Read More ›
Cory Bernadi Only Person In Australia Who Knows What They Think Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Victory
South Australian senator Cory Bernadi’s offer to resign from the Liberal Party in protest has made him the first person in Australia to come to any kind of conclusion about what they think about Malcolm Turnbull’s rise to the position… Read More ›
US Considers Joe Hockey’s Appointment As Ambassador An Act Of War
Australia’s relationship with the United States is at breaking point, with revelations over the weekend that former treasurer Joe Hockey is to be appointed as Australia’s next ambassador to the United States. Sources suggest the US is treating the move as… Read More ›
Facebook Introduces Shrug Button
Facebook announced this week it will be introducing a button that indicates no opinion at all. The button will sit alongside the ‘like’ and ‘dislike’ buttons, and will allow users to express a complete emotional void towards the activities of… Read More ›