Complaints in the business community about the impact on trade by ongoing political uncertainty have run across the spectrum of businesses large and small. Following Malcolm Turnbull’s election to the Prime Minister, the Business Council of Australia’s Kate Carnell stated… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Bumps Into Malcolm Turnbull At Prime Ministerial Chair Section Of Officeworks
Shoppers reported that Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull both turned and made a hasty retreat from a Canberra branch of Officeworks after accidentally bumping into each other whilst browsing in the prime minister’s section of the store’s executive chairs department…. Read More ›
Peter Andre To Run For PM In 2016
Australian pop superstar and reality TV tragic Peter Andre has announced that he will be putting himself forward for the top job of Australian Prime Minister for the upcoming federal election. Mr Andre told The (Un)Australian that he was inspired by fellow… Read More ›
Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Take In Hot Young Female Refugees
As a tsunami of Middle-Eastern refugees inundates Europe, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has offered to help relieve the pressure by offering housing to some. Following Finnish PM Juha Sipilä’s lead, who today stated that refugees could stay in… Read More ›
Thanks To Friends, Clinically Depressed Lumberjack Is Still Okay
Canadian tree feller Mike Burgess used the occasion of international R U OK day to express gratitude for the support he received from his friends to help him through a recent bout of clinical depression. “I just didn’t seem to be getting… Read More ›
Nation’s Tea Houses Brace Themselves For Mad Monday
Tea houses across Australia have been beefing up security and ordering in extra supplies to cope with Mad Monday, the day when football players from teams that missed the semi finals traditionally cut loose and indulge in excessive drinking of… Read More ›