American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble. “I mean it this time, now you go to… Read More ›
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›
A rogue pod of humpback whales is now thought to be the source of a missile that flew over northern Japan, setting off warning sirens across the entire nation. “The day we have been dreading is finally here, that our… Read More ›
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