In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
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Ban Ki-Moon Calls Leadership Spill
United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon has announced a ballot for the leadership of the United Nations following weeks of mounting speculation about a challenge from former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Last Thursday, reports appeared in Fairfax papers that Mr Rudd… Read More ›
Woman Stuns World With Facebook Appeal For Peace
Michelle Windsor, a 43-year-old mother-of-two from Marrickville, has stunned world leaders with a powerful yet simple Facebook status that read: “Stop it! Seriously! Enough is enough! Just grow up and act like adults and STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!’” Windsor clarified… Read More ›
Hillary Clinton Recognises 2016 Is Her Last Chance To Recover Bill’s Hidden Treasure
Hillary Clinton has unveiled a campaign focused on presenting the former first-lady as just a folksy, regular person, in a sure sign that Ms Clinton realises that this campaign will be her last chance to win the White House and… Read More ›
Australia Passes Stringent “Empty Bottle” Laws To Stop Pilots Leaving To Go To The Bathroom
Deputy Prime Minister Warren Trust will this afternoon announce that Australian aviation regulations will be strengthened to ensure that there will be two people in the cockpit at all times. This move comes shortly after it was revealed that German… Read More ›
UN Warns of Global Warming Catastrophe if Courtney Love Burns Her Dolce & Gabbana Collection
United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon says Courtney Love must not burn her excessive Dolce & Gabbana collection if the world is to avoid the worst impacts of climate change, saying it could arrive a century earlier than modeling without… Read More ›
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