Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›
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Bishop’s Emoji Mishap Binds Australia To Climate Agreement
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
ISIS Spokesperson Calls For Caution Over US Torture Revelations
The release of the Senate Intelligence Committee report on torture under the Bush administration has generated outrage and calls for those responsible to be bought to justice from within the US and internationally. Mehdi Abdullah, spokesperson for the ISIS Council… Read More ›
Crystal Meth User Shocked That Iceland Does Not Live Up To Name
28 year-old crystal meth user Dylan Fazackeli was stunned on his recent trip to Iceland to discover that the country does not live up to its name. Mr Fazackeli had been saving for the trip of a life-time in the… Read More ›
Government Declares First No Go Zone, You’ll Never Guess Where They Picked!
The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
Greg Hunt Defends Exclusion From Climate Talks: ‘Not Really My Area Of Expertise’
Federal Environment Minister Greg Hunt has endorsed the representation of Australia at climate change talks in Peru later this month by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Trade and Investment Minister Andrew Robb. “Yes, my job as environment minister is… Read More ›