Nicki Minaj has apologised for her new music video created for her song Only. The video has been criticised in the media, and more importantly, on social media, for depicting what appears to be Nazi imagery. Minaj tweeted that she… Read More ›
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Scientists Rush To Cure Ebola As Geldof Threatens New Band Aid Single
The World Health Organisation has urged much greater international support for the struggle to find a cure for Ebola after news the crisis had spread to Bob Geldof planning to re-release Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. In what… Read More ›
Putin Gets Eight Hours Sleep
Russian President Vladimir Putin is “well rested” following a good night’s sleep, RT.com has reported. “With eight hours sleep behind him, Putin is expected to rule Russia with the unmatched passion and energy Russian citizens are known to expect from their… Read More ›
Kim Kardashian’s Arse Applauds US-China Emissions Deal
Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
One More War Then We’ll Quit
On November 11, Remembrance Day, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that Australia’s Special Forces well be entering Iraq, but “this is the last time, we swear.” Remembrance Day is a memorial day observed by Commonwealth Nations, to commemorate the… Read More ›
Relief After Man With Bombs Confirmed As White
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
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