Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›
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Ukraine President Zelensky Asks Albo For Cars From Mad Max
The Ukrainian government has sent a formal request to Australia to send over all the cars from Mad Max to help it win the war against Russia. “The Bushmaster is a fine military vehicle but if we really want to… Read More ›
Prince Andrew Offers To Mentor Harry And Meghan
The late Queens most touchy subject Prince Andrew, has called his brother King Charles to offer to help smooth over family difficulties by mentoring the King’s wayward Son Prince Harry. ”Andrew has a lot to offer the World’s youth and… Read More ›
Christensen Begs The Govt To Make Sure Manila Avoids A Bonk Ban
The Morrison/Joyce Government’s former member for Manila George Christensen has begged the Albanese Government to start lobbying the Phillippino Government, so as to avoid them going down the path of Indonesia and instituting a bonk ban. ”In the good old… Read More ›
Barnaby In Taiwan To Work On A Foreign Affair
Aspiring Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has expanded his outlook and headed to Taiwan to work on the possibility of a foreign affair. ”What an opportunity to press the flesh, so to speak, in Taiwan,” said the Member… Read More ›
Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
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