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• Son Fears Christmas Card Not Really Written By Parents’ Cat

  By theunozblog on 12/12/2025

  

  A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty smart cat, like he… Read More ›

• Sales Of Lollies, Puppies And White Vans Surge After Under 16’s Go Offline

  By theunozblog on 11/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys… Read More ›

• Australian Creeps Tipped To Challenge The Under 16’s Social Media Ban

  By theunozblog on 10/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?”… Read More ›

• Nation In Hysterics After Barnaby Announces That One Nation Will Stand For Family Values

  By theunozblog on 09/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me… Read More ›

• Barnaby And Pauline To Release Xmas Single: Six White Boomers

  By theunozblog on 08/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers. ”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and… Read More ›

• Woman With Christmas Shopping Already Done Overdoses On Smugness

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/12/2025

  

  A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›

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