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• Woman With Christmas Shopping Already Done Overdoses On Smugness

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/12/2025

  

  A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›

• Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives

  By theunozblog on 04/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life. “I’d rather come back as a rat catcher… Read More ›

• One Nation In Uproar After Discovering Barnaby’s New Zealand Roots

  By theunozblog on 03/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um,… Read More ›

• Sky news To Throw A Christmas Party For It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them

  By theunozblog on 02/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive… Read More ›

• Barnaby Livid That He Wasn’t Invited To Albo’s Bucks Party

  By theunozblog on 01/12/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the… Read More ›

• Lil’ Malcom Roberts Chucks A Tanty And Screams At Pauline That Barnaby Is Not His Real Dad

  By theunozblog on 28/11/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline… Read More ›

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