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Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
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Brain Surgeon Adopts “Louis CK” Model
Neurosurgeon Dr. Muresh Gupta has followed the trend of other highly skilled medical professionals and has begun selling neurosurgery direct to his patients. By selling intricate and invasive brain operations for $5 a pop directly from his website http://www.IAmMureshGupta.com, Gupta… Read More ›
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Tourism QLD Unveils New Slogan
Tourism Queensland says its “Homomphobic One Day, Racist The Next” tagline developed by the state’s police will resonate with both Australian and international visitors, as well as with Queenslanders. Industry analysts agree it will resonate with Queenslanders and possibly West Australians but remain divided… Read More ›
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Kevin Rudd Questioned By Police Over Game Of Thrones Leak
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been identified as a person of interest in connection with the leaking of the latest Game of Thrones series. Mr Rudd, who is a lecturer at Harvard University, was taken in for questioning… Read More ›
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New Concussion Rules Threaten Future Of Competitive Chess
Coaches in the National Chess League are concerned that the introduction of laws designed to protect chess players from concussion are open to abuse and may signal the end of chess as we know it. “Heavy knocks to the head… Read More ›
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Protestors Prevent Me From Getting Home
Protestors (henceforth referred to as the Selfish Rabble) shut down the Melbourne CBD on Friday, preventing thousands of workers returning home from their barista jobs and ruining my evening. The Selfish Rabble, whose numbers varied between “several thousand” to “ten… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025