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Coles Denies Cashing In With Anzac Highway Store
Coles Supermarkets CEO John Durkan has rejected claims the retail giant maintains its Marion store in Adelaide’s southwest merely to profit from links to the RSL. Mr Durkan said the site was chosen many years ago and its close proximity to… Read More ›
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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Offended Kevin Andrews Forgot His Name
The Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has responded to an interview on the ABC on Tuesday night in which Australian defence minister Kevin Andrews seemed to have forgotten the Islamic State leaders name, saying: “I’m offended Mr Andrews forgot… Read More ›
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RSL Expresses Outrage After Woolworths Unveils Range Of Turkish Delight Flavoured ANZAC Biscuits
The Returned and Services League (RSL) has expressed outrage after Woolworth’s supermarkets announced it would be releasing new range of Turkish delight flavoured ANZAC biscuits in time for the ANZAC centenary. In a press release Woolworths proclaimed their reinvention of the 100 year-old… Read More ›
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Kevin Andrews Dumped From Pub Trivia Team
The host of The Durham Castle Arms regular Tuesday quiz night says Defence Minister Kevin Andrews has been elbowed out of the once formidable Lego-haired Legends and is unlikely to play again. Leigh Sales has told The (un) Australian she… Read More ›
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Hillary Clinton Recognises 2016 Is Her Last Chance To Recover Bill’s Hidden Treasure
Hillary Clinton has unveiled a campaign focused on presenting the former first-lady as just a folksy, regular person, in a sure sign that Ms Clinton realises that this campaign will be her last chance to win the White House and… Read More ›
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Royal Commission Shocked To Find Entirely Abuse-Free Private School
The Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse has been rocked by allegations an exclusive boarding school operated for more than 100 years without physically or psychologically harming any of the children in its care. The name of the college… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
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