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Growing Fears Shane Warne May Die of Thirst
The International Cricket Community has rallied around Channel Nine commentator Shane Warne after his constant references to drinks and drinking in the wake of Australia’s World Cup victory over New Zealand on Sunday sparked concerns the former Spin King was… Read More ›
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QLD Police Twitter Account Wins Raw Comedy
The social media department of the Queensland Police Service has won The Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s Open Mic Comedy Competition. The annual contest has launched the careers of many household names including Josh Thomas, Hannah Gadsby and that guy who… Read More ›
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‘It’s A Shame How We Only Ever See Each Other at Funerals’ Say People Who Still Respect The Position Of Australian Prime Minister
The dwindling number of Australians who still hold the position Prime Minister in some kind of regard lamented how they only seem to catch up with each other at funerals as they bid farewell to former PM Malcolm Fraser in… Read More ›
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The Weekend (un)Australian: Exit Polls Sold To Chinese Energy Company In Bureaucratic Bungle
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›
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MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Denies Plagiarising The unAustralian
Fairfax Editor Darren Goodsir has denied being a “filthy copycat” despite damning evidence The Sydney Morning Herald’s Thursday edition carried an opinion piece stolen from an employee of The unAustralian in the dead of night. The 800 word piece entitled… Read More ›
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Editorial: NSW Needs Change. Vote For The Only Party With A Track Record Of Shooting Elephants
New South Wales goes to the polls tomorrow. There is much at stake, but no one could doubt that one topic, more than any other, has exercised the minds of NSW voters: there are too many goddamn elephants in Africa…. Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025