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Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
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Opinion: Top Gear Host’s Firing Is ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’!
Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you. For over 20 years, Jeremy Clarkson has been alarming us about the increasing encroachment of the nanny state into our lives and we ignored him. While we were twiddling our thumbs,… Read More ›
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NSW Election Ballot Papers Officially Halal Certified
The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›
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Nick Xenophon Castigates Greens Over Sausage Sizzle Ban
In an unnecessarily lengthy interview with The (un)Australian, South Australian Senator, Nick Xenophon has attacked The Australian Greens for diverting attention from him with their recent call to ban election day sausage sizzles at polling booths. Dressed as a cowboy,… Read More ›
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Jeremy Clarkson World First: Too Big Of An Arsehole For Showbiz
Jeremy Clarkson has managed to do the unthinkable by having too big of an ego, treating staffers too poorly and even being too much of an arsehole to be able to function in show business. The 54 year old broadcaster… Read More ›
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Shooters And Fishers Party Call For People To Be Able To Vote With Their Guns
The Shooters and Fishers party, a political group which aims to look after the rights of hunters and fishermen, have today called on the Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) to allow people to forgo voting by pencil and vote with their guns… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025