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• PM Lambie? Tasmanian Senator Eats Raw Unpeeled Fish

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/03/2015

  

  Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has wowed critics this morning and proven to the press gallery once again that she should not be underestimated. In a startling move described by observers as “positively Prime Ministerial” the former Australian Army Corporal bit… Read More ›

• Jeremy Clarkson To Fight Mark Latham In Charity Boxing Match

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2015

  

  Former Federal Opposition Leader Mark Latham will go toe to toe with notorious BBC Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in a charity boxing match in Sydney to be held next month. The announcement comes following Clarkson’s sacking from the BBC… Read More ›

• One Direction Announce Worldwide Reunion Tour for 2020

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/03/2015

  

  “ Chart topping and let’s face it just dreamy band, One Direction, has today announced that they plan a worldwide reunion tour in 2020 after yesterday’s news that member Zayn had left the band. Zayn said he was leaving so that he could… Read More ›

• Malaysian Airlines Breathes A Sigh Of Relief

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/03/2015

  

  As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›

• Abbott In Pay Of Big Onion: Exclusive Report

  By theunozblog on 25/03/2015

  

  Tony Abbott is working as a secret representative of Australia’s powerful Onion Lobby, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal as part of a year-long investigation. The revelation came after Abbott caused world-wide headlines by chomping directly into a raw onion during a… Read More ›

• NSW Labor Spends 1% Of Time On Policy, 99% Of Time Looking For Images Of Mike Baird Sneering

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/03/2015

  

  Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›

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