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• ‘Stop Being Mean To Tony’ Says Turnbull, Trying Hard Not To Smirk

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2015

  

  “Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›

• Pete Evans Pens Book So Babies Can Be Annoying Tools Too

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/03/2015

  

  Celebrity Chef and Paleo, the diet that doesn’t allow grains but is full of nuts, enthusiast Pete Evans has penned a new cookbook aimed at new mums and babies titled Bubba Yum Yum that he hopes will help raise a… Read More ›

• Emo Jihadi Jake Planned Terror Attacks On Melbourne, IMDB And The Popular Kids At School.

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/03/2015

  

  The internet history of the so called “white Jihadi” Jake Bilardi have revealed the Australian teenager planned a series of bombing and knifing attacks aimed at Melbourne cafes, the Internet Movie Data Base and all those guys at school who… Read More ›

• England Cricket Team Miracle: They Managed To Beat An Egg

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/03/2015

  

  A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›

• Hillary Clinton Victim Of Nigerian Prince Email Scam

  By theunozblog on 12/03/2015

  

  Former American Secretary of State and presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton is $80 000 out of pocket after falling victim to a 419 email scam, often referred to as a Nigerian Prince scam. In August 2011, the then Secretary of State… Read More ›

• ‘High Risk’ Prison Inmates To Be Banned From ‘Looking Foreign’

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2015

  

  NSW Attorney-General Brad Hazzard has followed his decision to stop “high-risk” inmates in Goulburn Prison from communicating in Arabic with a new measure to stop prisoners from “looking foreign”, suggesting long beards, “funny looking” clothes and brown skin could all be banned. The… Read More ›

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