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• Australian Navy Off To Check Out Submarine It Found On Gumtree

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/02/2015

  

  The Australian Navy has knocked off early from work today to go check out a submarine that some bloke is selling on e-classified site Gumtree. “I’m bringing along a mate who’s a bit of a submarine-head to help me give… Read More ›

• Australian Labor Party To Send Balloon Bouquets To 61 Liberals

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/02/2015

  

  Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›

• Comics Await Possible Post-Spill Reshuffle With Trepidation

  By theunozblog on 10/02/2015

  

  In the wake of the failed federal Liberal leadership spill, comics around the country are nervously awaiting possible fallout, with a potential Cabinet reshuffle reportedly being their major fear. Carlita Saunders, spokesperson for Australian Political Comics for Cheap and Easy Jokes, said their… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi Calls For A Spill Of The Voices In His Head

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/02/2015

  

  Federal Liberal senator and a man who believes marriage equality will lead to people marrying animals Cory Bernardi has called for a spill to occur among the voices in his head. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “At first Cory… Read More ›

• Pick Your Team: The (un) Australian NRL Fantasy Superscandal 2015

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/02/2015

  

  It’s time again to sign up to play NRL Fantasy Superscandal, the most popular fantasy scandal game. Simply pick your squad of seventeen NRL players and earns points every time one of your players does something that gets him into… Read More ›

• New Day, New Tony: PM Stops Himself From Knighting Another Royal

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/02/2015

  

  Following yesterday’s leadership debacle, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has claimed that moving forward he will conduct himself as a changed leader. In the short term, this appears to be true, as the Prime Minister managed to catch himself before accidentally… Read More ›

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