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• Man Hits Snooze Button For 24 Years

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/02/2015

  

  A Brisbane man has finally gotten out of bed after hitting his snooze button for 24 years. Tom Smothers expressed surprise that he’d been in bed that long. “Yeah I’m a bit shocked. I thought I’d just hit snooze a… Read More ›

• Listeners Stunned To Learn John Laws Is Still Alive

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/02/2015

  

    Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›

• Abbott Survives, But Falls Further in Galaxy, Morgan and Rupert Murdoch Polls.

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/02/2015

  

  Despite surviving a spill vote this morning, Tony Abbott has fallen to record lows as preferred Prime Minister in the Galaxy, Morgan and all-important Rupert Murdoch polls. “Tony has fallen 100% in the poll of Rupert Murdochs as the preferred… Read More ›

• Weekend (un)Australian: Satirists Divided Over Abbott Leadership

  By theunozblog on 08/02/2015

  

  “Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›

• Weekend (un) Australian: Spill Fashions On The Field: What Will Everyone Be Wearing?

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/02/2015

  

    With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow,  fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Accidentally Pocket Dials All Government Back Benchers

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/02/2015

  

  The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›

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