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• Peter Greste Trapped On Runway Following Flight Home From Egyptian Prison

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/02/2015

  

    Al Jazeera journalist Peter Greste has been released from a 400 day prison ordeal, only to be trapped on his plane home following a flight delay. Greste, who was held in Egypt’s notorious Tora prison where he had to… Read More ›

• ISIS Holds American Sniper Premiere

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/02/2015

  

  After a heavy week of beheadings ISIS members are looking forward to letting their swords down at their very own Friday night premiere of the film American Sniper. Sydney publicist, Gloria Jenkins of Absolutely Anything PR, has been arranging the… Read More ›

• Dennis Jensen Upset He Can No Longer Eat Lunch With The Cool Kids

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/02/2015

  

    WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›

• Wellington Won’t Bottom for LNP

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/02/2015

  

  Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›

• Liberals Set To Install Campbell Newman As Prime Minister

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/02/2015

  

  The Liberal party is poised for a shock move on Monday by replacing Prime Minister Tony Abbott with recently disposed Queensland Premier Campbell Newman.  Reports from within the party say they are desperate for a change in leadership. One backbencher… Read More ›

• Breaking: Tony Abbott To Appoint Prince Philip Minister For Foreign Affairs

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/02/2015

  

  Prince Philip will become the Minister for Foreign Affairs when Parliament resumes on Monday, Tony Abbott has announced. The Prime Minister, who has been battling rumours of a leadership spill, appears to be using the cabinet reshuffle to demonstrate to voters… Read More ›

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