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• ScoMo Banned From Dymocks Burwood For Hassling Customers To Buy His New Book

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been asked to leave Dymocks Burwood after repeatedly hassling customers and trying to foist his new book on them. ”It was really embarrassing, he was standing at the door trying to lay… Read More ›

• Arrival Of Winter Catches Australia By Surprise For 227th Year In A Row

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/05/2024

  

  The annual coming of the cold season known as “winter” has once again caught Australia’s population completely off guard, causing mass confusion over whether to rug up or dress in layers. “But we’re sun loving Aussies who revel in a… Read More ›

• Barnaby Wants To Reassure Australia’s Women That He’s A Lover Not A Fighter

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out a statement to reassure the Nation’s female folk that he is a lover not a fighter. ”It is a tough time for women right now,” said… Read More ›

• Dutton Sorry He Couldn’t Make Women’s March As He Was Busy Washing His Hair

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader and enthusiastic Voldemort cos-player, Peter Dutton, has sent his apologies to the organisers of last weekends women’s marches, telling them that he was busy washing his hair. ”I know it may appear that I do not have any… Read More ›

• ScoMo Reveals Painful Battle With Endometriosis In His New Book

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has written in his new book about his painful battle with the disease endometriosis. Mr Morrison, or ScoMo, as he prefers to be referred to, revealed that he believed that he had… Read More ›

• Baby Booted From Arj Barker’s Show Signs On For Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  In entertainment news, the baby who was this week booted out of comedian Arj Barker’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival show has been signed by agent to the stars Max Markson and announced as a contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With… Read More ›

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