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• Aussie’s Uged To Put Out Their Secret Ministries In Honor Of ScoMo’s Retirement

  By theunozblog on 26/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for… Read More ›

• NSW Police Look Forward To Spending The Weekend Strip Searching Swifties

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Police have announced to the press how they look forward to spending the weekend making the State safer, by strip searching all the young Swifties attending Taylor Swifts upcoming shows in Homebush. ”For a lot of young Sydney siders… Read More ›

• Sussan Defends Dutton: ”He Can’t Be A Liar, His Pants Are Not On Fire”

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party’s deputy leader (yep, really), Sussan Ley, has defended the parties leader Peter Dutton from accusations of lying, declaring that Peter can’t be a liar as his pants are not on fire. ”The press and Mr Albanese like… Read More ›

• ”It’s Not A Lie If Sky News Believes It,” – Declares Donald Dutton

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader (for now), Donald Dutton, has told confidantes that the secret to winning the next election is his new found mantra. That it is not a lie, if Sky News or the ABC believes it. ”Dutt’s has been… Read More ›

• Barnaby To Give Up (Getting Caught) Drinking For Lent

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home Affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to give up (getting caught) drinking for Lent. ”A lot of people make sacrifices for Lent, some give up watching TV, others going to restaurants, for me, I pledge… Read More ›

• Mulch Dropped On NSW State Forests To Prevent Bushfires    

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that… Read More ›

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