The (un)Australian

Recent Posts - page 67

• Aussies Urged To Put Out Their Shotguns In Honour Of Barnaby’s Latest Wedding

  By theunozblog on 13/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians are today being urged to get out their shotguns and put them outside their doors in honor of shadow minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce’s latest wedding. ”Australian’s love Barnaby and his crazy antics,” said a National Party Insider…. Read More ›

• Dutton Demands More Tax Payers Cash To Continue His Overseas Jaunts

  By theunozblog on 10/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has demanded that tax payers pony up more cash so he can continue to head overseas on his little jaunts, like the one he is currently on in India. “Peter is doing great… Read More ›

• Gladys To Compensate All Optus Customers With A Free Pass To The Dubbo Gun Club

  By theunozblog on 09/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Optus’ reigning self-appointed employee of the month, Gladys Berejiklian, has promised all customers effected by the nation-wide outage that they would be compensated with a free pass to the Dubbo Gun Club. ”I know that our customers have been inconvenienced,… Read More ›

• Banks Call On The Government To Allow The Trading Of Human Organs

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nation’s banks have called on the Albanese Government to relax the laws around selling human organs in order to allow people to afford the latest interest rate rise. ”The Government needs to do all it can to allow us… Read More ›

• Sporting Shooter And Women’s Weekly Locked In Bidding War For Barnaby’s Wedding Photos

  By theunozblog on 06/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Prominent adulterer and the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has boasted to colleagues of the interest in his upcoming shotgun wedding. With magazine titles such as Women’s Weekly and Sporting Shooter battling it our for the coverage… Read More ›

• Dutton Heads To India To Tell Them To F*Ck Off We’re Full

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Perennial failure, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has headed off to India this week on official Government business, despite not being in Government. Mr Dutton is planning on telling everyone he meets in India to not bother to come to… Read More ›

• ‹ Older Entries
• Newer Entries ›