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• Dutton Promises Australia Will Meet It’s 2050 Target By Running On Hate

  By theunozblog on 20/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has ordered the press to report on his latest energy idea of making sure the country is fueled entirely by hate. ”I was sitting at home one night slowly strangling a puppy when… Read More ›

• Kochie Mulling Over Replacing Ken Hinkley With The Cash Cow

  By theunozblog on 19/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Port Adelaide President David Koch has refused to rule out replacing Port Adelaide Coach Ken Hinkley with the cash cow, now that he has more time to focus on his team following his standing down as Sunrise host. “I’m not… Read More ›

• Nation-Wide Pillow Case Shortage Causes ‘No Campaign’ To Cancel Rally

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A nation-wide shortage of white pillow cases has caused the ‘No campaign’ to cancel their upcoming rallies, a move which has inconvenienced 10’s of people. ”Really disappointed to have to cancel the rallies, a lot of people have put a… Read More ›

• Sky News Hosts To Walk Backwards Around Australia In Support Of The No Vote

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has pledged that it’s hosts will walk backwards around Australia this month to encourage the Nation to vote no at the upcoming referendum. ”Australians will be inspired to see some of the countries… Read More ›

• Peter Tells Reporters To Please Refer To Him As Donald Dutton

  By theunozblog on 13/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Head of the Australian arm of the Republican party, Peter Dutton, has told reporters to start calling him Donald Dutton or The Donald for short. ”This is a great move by Peter, sorry, Donald Dutton,” said Republican party cheer leader… Read More ›

• Dutton Asks Qantas For Tips On How To Remove Deadwood

  By theunozblog on 06/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has given the board of Qantas a call to see how they managed to rid themselves of the deadwood that was Alan Joyce. ”As Politicians we can learn a lot from business,” said the… Read More ›

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