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• Once Proud Stubby Holder Reduced To Desk Duties

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A stubby holder that was once a vital participant in legendary nights of drinking and carousing has recently been forced to eke out a miserable existence sitting by the computer holding pens and pencils. “I’m meant to be clasping the… Read More ›

• One Nation To Start Looking Under Rocks For Mark Latham’s Replacement

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson. ”In the good old days… Read More ›

• Dutton’s Ep Of Kitchen Cabinet Delayed Till The Toxicologists Report Comes Back On The Mushrooms

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has had his episode of the ABC show Kitchen Cabinet delayed until a toxicologists report can come back and report on what sort of mushroom Peter used in his casserole. ”It was all going… Read More ›

• Barnaby Confuses Pornhub Soccer Shower Scene With Matildas Game

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s minister for various affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told friends how he inadvertently watched a Pornhub soccer shower scene on the weekend believing it to be Channel 7’s coverage of the Matildas v France World cup game. ”It’s easy… Read More ›

• Angus Asks Colleagues If He Can Borrow Their Hands To Help Him Work On His Numbers

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow treasurer (yep, really) Angus Taylor has been asking his colleagues if he can borrow their fingers and toes to help him work on his numbers in the event of a #LibSpill. ”Yeah, numbers aren’t really Angus’ thing… Read More ›

• Dutton Defends Never Attending Garma, Saying: ”I’ve Arrested Heaps Of Indigenous Kids”

  By theunozblog on 08/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has defended the fact that he has never attended the Garma festival, telling colleagues that he has arrested plenty of indigenous people in his time. ”A lot is being made that Pete has never… Read More ›

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