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• Dutton Defends Hiring Controversial Death Eaters To Guard Manus Island

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Beleaguered Opposition leader Peter Dutton has defended his time in office as head of home affairs, including his controversial decision to hire death eaters to guard Manus Island. ”My record as head of home affairs was beyond reproach,” cried the… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells Elon To Give Him A Call

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has tweeted out to Twitter owner Elon Musk to ask him to give him a call so they can talk about branding and employment opportunities. ”Elon is a bloke with a… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls On Albo To Do The Right Thing And Knight The English Cricket Team

  By theunozblog on 24/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to do the right thing, in light of Australia retaining the Ashes via a draw, and knight the English cricket team. ”I know a win… Read More ›

• Sky News Calls On Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Protest Commonwealth Games Cancellation

  By theunozblog on 20/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Australian news and opinion channel Sky News Australia has called for it’s viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and protest Dan Andrews cancellation of the Commonwealth games. ”We need the troops to rally, not only for… Read More ›

• “I Could Walk Down Bourke Street & Shoot The Commonwealth Games & I Wouldn’t Lose Votes,” Declares Dan

  By theunozblog on 19/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes. ”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so… Read More ›

• Bunch Of Angry Skinny Guys Ride Bikes Around France

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Residents of rural France have reported that a bunch of angry skinny guys have started riding their bikes around the region. “I don’t know who they are but they could do with a good feed and they seemed really pissed… Read More ›

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