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• Dentists Mourn The Loss OF Fantales

  By theunozblog on 21/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Dentists around the country have today called for a minutes silence and a day of remembrance after it was announced that the iconic sweet Fantales were to be discontinued. ”This one definitely hits hard,” said Bellerive based dentist Dr Isaac… Read More ›

• Greens Livid As Albo Declines To Hash Out Housing Issues With A Drum Circle

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens leader Adam Bandt has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for refusing to join the party in a drum circle to hash out the differences the two parties have over the Government’s housing policy. “When it comes to taking things… Read More ›

• Dutton Condemns Labor For Liberal Senator Van’s Behaviour

  By theunozblog on 16/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Peter Dutton has condemned the Labor party for not campaigning harder at the last election and winning more seats which has resulted in Liberal Senator, alleged sleaze David Van, having a place in parliament. ”How dare Anthony Albanese… Read More ›

• Sky News Australia Applauds The Coalition For Targeting Alleged Victims Of Sexual Assault

  By theunozblog on 15/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them. ”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton,… Read More ›

• Coalition Pledges To Sue Australia Back Into Prosperity

  By theunozblog on 14/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s Coalition has today launched their plan to keep the Australian budget in the black, by suing their way to prosperity. ”Australians don’t need to be afraid of any Government that I lead,” said the Dark… Read More ›

• Abbott Demands That Albo Demote King Charles To A Knight

  By theunozblog on 09/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon current PM, Albo, to demote King Charles down to a Knight ahead of the first King’s birthday long weekend. ”Australia owes a great deal to the Monarchy, one could… Read More ›

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