One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
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Murray Darling Cotton Inquiry Will Be Breathable and Non Allergenic
The NSW government has promised that an inquiry into the use of water by the cotton industry will be strong and comfortable and not a whitewash. “We will be hand whitewashing the inquiry first before its first proper whitewash to… Read More ›
Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
Shorten To Consider Banning Foreign Investment In Sam Dastyari
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has told reporters that following the 4 Corner’s investigation into Chinese investment in Australian politics that he will consider banning all foreign investment into the burgeoning industry that is Sam Dastyari. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his thinking,… Read More ›
Police Issue “Run, Hide, Tell” Alert To One Nation Candidates
Police have sent a message to the mobile phones of all prospective candidates of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party advising them to run as fast as they can away from the Queensland senator, to hide their cars from Rod Culleton… Read More ›
Workplace Bullying To Be Demonstration Sport At Next Olympics
The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›