Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›
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Channel 7 Stunned To Learn They Paid $150K To An Irrelevant Backbencher
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›
Police Investigate Garden Hose Thefts at Parliament House
The lawns at Parliament House in Canberra are at risk of dying off as gardeners have found themselves unable to water the grassy hills. Staff have complained that hoses used to water the iconic hills have been cut and stolen…. Read More ›
Morrison Condemns Labor’s Proposed Champagne And Caviar Tax
Treasurer Scott Morrison has launched a scathing attack on the Labor parties proposed champagne and caviar tax claiming it unfairly targets pensioners. “Can you believe the hide of Bill Shorten. These pensioners have worked hard their whole life and all… Read More ›
Joyce And Abbott To Star In Dumb And Dumber Three
Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Plans To Launch Titanic 3
Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
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