Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›
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Western Sydney Wanderers Players To Be Locked-Out For Offensive Display
The Western Sydney Wanderers’ playing squad will be locked-out of this weekend’s clash against Perth Glory after the A-League club’s fed-up management took strong action over their offensive display in Sunday’s derby against Sydney FC. The strong action came after… Read More ›
A-League Clubs To Be Allowed Two Marquee Hooligans
Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Condemns China Over Tim Cahill’s Sacking
Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›
Sinking Yachtsman Rescued From Western Sydney Wanderers Crowd
Round the world yachtsman Tony Bullimore has been rescued after the coast guard spotted a flare that he set off when his boat started sinking in the middle of the crowd at a Western Sydney Wanderers game. “I was blown… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›