“Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›
Bradley McKenny, a 31-year-old IT consultant from Marrickville, has taken credit for growing speculation that Tony Abbott’s days as prime minister may be numbered, citing his persistent campaign of tweets critiquing Abbott’s policies and performance in the Lodge. “It is… Read More ›
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›
Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›
The Abbott Government is celebrating a rare victory today after shirtfront was named word of the year by the National Dictionary Centre. Abbott used the word prior to the G20 when he was asked how he would greet Russian President… Read More ›
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