The Swedish Academy has awarded the writer of Comminsure’s Life Care Cover policy document the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature citing “great swathes of fanciful invention and imaginative wordplay”. “The work transports the reader into a beautifully constructed fantasy land… Read More ›
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Former Prime Minister John Howard Discovers Cure For Insomnia
Former Prime Minister and eyebrow enthusiast John Winston Howard has stumbled upon a cure for insomnia. Mr Howard recently filmed an ABC documentary on another former prime minister, Sir Robert Menzies, and test screenings showed it was 100% effective in putting… Read More ›
PM Announces All NT Prisoners To Be Taken To Safe Houses On Manus Island
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has reacted strongly to the Four Corners expose into the mistreatment of juvenile offenders in Northern Territory prison system by announcing that all prisoners will be relocated to safe houses offshore on Manus Island. Mr Turnbull… Read More ›
Antony Green Accused Of Delaying Election Result To Gain Twitter Followers
Senior members of the Liberal Party have alleged that the ABC’s election analyst, Antony Green, is purposely delaying his call of the election to boost the number of followers of his Twitter account. One source said: “Just look at the… Read More ›
No-one Able To Verify If ABC Fact Check Has Been Cancelled
The Australian public has been left unsure whether or not to believe reports that the ABC Fact Check unit has been axed. “Normally when I hear this kind of statement I would log onto Fact Check to see if it… Read More ›
The (un) Australian Goes Live And Libellous!
Tuesday May 3rd. 7:45 pm Thatcher Cider Lounge, The Factory Theatre 105 Victoria Road, Marrickville. Tickets now on sale Come one, come all to bear witness to the greatest comedy event since George Brandis tried to explain metadata. After nearly two… Read More ›