Former aspiring Prime Minister and only client the taxi industry has ever referred to competing driver service Uber, Mark Latham, has today been announced as the new host of ABC1’s At the Movies. The show had previously been hosted by stalwart film… Read More ›
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Australians Relieved: Chinese Slaves Make iPhones Not Just Hepatitis
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
Greyhound Buses Deny Claims Of Live Baiting
Popular Bus and Coach company Greyhound Australia has strongly denied allegations that they “live baited” their buses in order to increase performance following a report earlier this week from ABC current affairs program 4 Corners. The (un)Australian reached out to the Greyhound… Read More ›
Dennis Jensen Upset He Can No Longer Eat Lunch With The Cool Kids
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
Apple Industry Appalled At The ABC’s Bias
The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›
Chris Kenny Celebrates Nine Months Since Quitting Twitter
Sky News Presenter and self-anointed rationalist Chris Kenny today celebrated the nine month anniversary of his quitting the social media website Twitter. In 2012, Kenny became a prolific user of microblogging platform, a decision he later regretted, and then later… Read More ›