Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
Australia’s elite thong throwers have expressed their outrage after two Melbourne local councils voted to cancel January 26th Australia Day celebrations, causing havoc to their training schedules. “Mate, you don’t just rock up on the day and start throwing thongs… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull reinstate the Knights and Dames honours and award the first knighthood to fictitious character Old King Cole. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked up King Cole’s virtues,… Read More ›
Bill Shorten remains totally unknown to more than 99% of Australian voters despite a desperate attempt to gather some publicity by streaking through the finals of the Eurovision song contest draped in an Australian flag. “Check out my strong polling,”… Read More ›
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