Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong. ”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells The PM: End The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Campaign In Wentworth
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
PM Tells Those In His Party Who He Beat In Court To Suffer In Their Jocks
Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Frydenberg To Slap Albo During His Budget Speech
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on his Treasurer Josh Frydenberg to take a moment tonight in his Budget speech to reach over and slap Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Scott, err, ScoMo, saw yesterday the power… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For More Stimulus For Swinging Voters In Tuesday’s Budget
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Treasurer Josh Frydenburg to allow for more stimulus to the Nation’s swinging voters in Tuesday’s budget. ”Swingers often get overlooked in the budget,” said the… Read More ›
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