NRL Boss Peter V’landys has ordered Prime Minister Scott Morrison to arrange for the nation’s school kids to sit in the stands during this weekend’s round of rugby league matches. ”We’ve been told it’s safe for kids to go to… Read More ›
AFL
Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
Men Panic That If All Sport’s Cancelled They May Have To Start Talking About Their Feelings
With serious talk of major sporting competitions being cancelled due to COVID-19, panic is spreading amongst the world’s men that they could be left with nothing to talk about except for their emotions. “Even our semi-abusive banter that passes for… Read More ›
Sydney Roosters Spend Week Getting Used To Playing Before An Actual Crowd
In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s NSW Election Predictions
With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
NRL Blames Low Finals Attendance On Sub-Par Stadiums
The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night. “Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up… Read More ›
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