Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›
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Australians Finally Have Reason To Boo Sportsmen Besides Racism
Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›
Speaker Reaffirms What Crowd Already Believed
“God isn’t real”, “religion hurts more than it helps”, “historically, Christianity has been just as malicious as radical Islam”, these are just some of the revelatory statements made by anti-religion activist Seymour Klein to an auditorium packed with atheists at… Read More ›
Kyle Sandilands And Alan Jones Fearful They Could Be Next
Following the federal government’s decision this week to hold an inquiry into the ABC program Q&A due to their decision to allow acquitted terrorism suspect Zaky Mullah to appear on the show, radio broadcaster’s Kyle Sandilands and Alan Jones are fearful… Read More ›
Mr Methane Appointed Australian Wind Farm Commissioner
British born “professional farter” Mr Methane has today been announced by the Abbott government as Australia’s first wind farm commissioner, narrowly tipping out radio broadcaster and hotly tipped favourite Alan Jones for the coveted position. A spokesperson for the government… Read More ›
Parliamentary ‘Bless You’ Proposed After Alan Jones Sneeze
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›
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