One Nation’s Pauline Hanson has suggested the Turnbull Government’s proposed lifetime ban from Australia for asylum seekers who attempt to arrive by boat, should “go further”. “It’s good that they’re banning them,” Senator Hanson said. “But preventing people ever seeing family… Read More ›
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Dutton Proposes Changing Anthem To ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
Immigration Minister and part-time Mr Potato Head impersonator Peter Dutton has proposed changing Australia’s national anthem from Advance Australia Fair to Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels. Minister Dutton told The (un)Australian: “Our anthem is out of date… Read More ›
Majority Of Australians Should Be ‘Available As Food Source’, Says Peter Singer
Renowned Australian ethicist and vegan, Professor Peter Singer has declared it morally acceptable to eat the majority of Australian voters. Speaking from his office at Princeton University, the famed utilitarian philosopher, author of Animal Liberation and 27 other books, weighed… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Condemns Fire Fighters For Interfering With House Fire
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
Turnbull Warns Bleeding Hearts Not To Get “Misty-Eyed” Over Human Rights Violations
Following a ruling by the PNG Supreme Court declaring Australia’s detention centres illegal, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has warned Australians not to get “misty-eyed” over the victims of its human rights abuses. A bi-partisan, 20 year campaign waged by Australia’s… Read More ›
We Will Decide Who Comes to PNG, Turnbull Tells PNG Court
In a shocking move of indifference to the electoral needs of the Australian government, the Supreme Court of Papua New Guinea has ruled Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal. In the provocative and unexpected judicial decision,… Read More ›