The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition. “The PM needs to start taking… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has moved to assure his cabinet colleagues that besieged Defence Minister Linda Reynolds is ok after not being seen in the office for a couple of weeks. The Prime Minister told cabinet that he has taken Minister… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals… Read More ›
Australia’s new acting Attorney General Michaelia Cash has promised to deliver a brand new white board to every court room in the country as part of her plan to make court rooms safer space for the accused. “Court rooms are… Read More ›
The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday. ”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said… Read More ›
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