Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told colleagues of his frustrations with Senate leader Matthias Cormann after the Senator assured the PM that he was confident the Coalition had the numbers to defeat the Medevac bill in the house of… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has called all Banking and Finance bosses to Canberra so that he can flog then with the warmest of lettuce, following the release of the Royal Commission into Banking’s report. “We’ve read the report and we will… Read More ›
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