Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has blasted the behaviour of the Australian Men’s Cricket Team and demanded a recall of Australia’s greatest ever player: “The chaps at the office tell me the current Australian Captain, Geoff Smith, is the second… Read More ›
The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has put on a baffling display at his latest press conference by sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting ‘La, La, La’ repeatedly when asked a question by a journalist from the ABC…. Read More ›
The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›
Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
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