Senator and aspiring DJ Cory Bernardi has angrily ripped down the Savage Garden poster that he had hanging above his bed. The move follows the band’s lead singer Darren Hayes condemning the Senator for using his music. “He was so… Read More ›
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NSW Premier Promises To Make The Pokies Run On Time
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
SBS To Broadcast Three Hours Of Grass Growing
SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
PM To Hold Postal Plebiscite On When Hot Cross Buns Should Be Sold
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
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