Politician and published author Bob Katter has issued a press release in which he demands popular entertainer Bob Downe cease and desist from using the name Bob. As well he has asked the entertainer to change his hairstyle in order… Read More ›
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High Court Confuses Malcolm Roberts With Request For “Evidence”
The High Court has thrown Malcolm Robert’s defence of his eligibility to sit in the senate into disarray after insisting that he produce some “evidence” to back up his belief that he was not a dual citizen at the time… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Orders Brand New Tin Foil Suit For High Court Appearance
Senator Malcolm Roberts has been busily scouring the suburbs of Canberra in search of a brand new tin foil suit to wear to the High Court ahead of his upcoming appearance. “They say that clothes make the man but in… Read More ›
Angry Thong Throwers Protest Australia Day Cancellations
Australia’s elite thong throwers have expressed their outrage after two Melbourne local councils voted to cancel January 26th Australia Day celebrations, causing havoc to their training schedules. “Mate, you don’t just rock up on the day and start throwing thongs… Read More ›
Prime Minister Installs Bollards Around Office To Keep Newspolls Out
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
Liberal Party Blame Flinstones For Encouraging “Gay Old Time”
As politicians and pundits take to social media in reaction to the planned postal plebescite, the Liberal Nationals Party has released a scathing condemnation of a beloved childhood TV program. “The Flintstones”, Kevin Andrews stated, “has been eroding family values… Read More ›
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