One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, fresh off calling for the internment of muslims and the isolation of special needs children has today called on her fellow Australians to punch a koala in the face. Believeing that a bit of physical… Read More ›
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Molly Meldrum Designs Australian Citizenship English Test
The government has appointed noted orator Ian “Molly” Meldrum to administer a tough new English language test that will require new citizens to decipher the words of a James Reyne song. “The um people wanting to er um making it… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For An End To Vaccinating Kids Against Islamophobia
Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›
Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Joins Cast Of Saturday Night Live
Prime Minster Malcolm Turnbull will quit politics to join the cast of Saturday Night Live after producer Lorne Michaels spotted his turn impersonating Donald Trump at the Canberra Midwinter Open Mic Comedy Night. “This Aussie guy’s Trump impression knocks Alec… Read More ›
One Nation Calls For Special Camps To Help Muslims Concentrate
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has called on the Prime Minister to take action and deal with the issue of her perception that Muslim people don’t concentrate but putting them in special camps. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson talked… Read More ›
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