The builders of Sydney’s WestConnex motorway have compulsorily acquired and demolished part of the backbone of Premier Mike Baird to construct an off ramp for the $16.8 billion project. “The Premier’s spine has no heritage value and under the current… Read More ›
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Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Section 18c Of The Racial Discrimination Act To Blame For Budget Deficit
Conservative commentators have declared that Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination act is to blame for Australia’s run of budget deficits and are calling on the Turnbull Government to act to fix it. Leading the charge against 18c is the… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Confuses Hipster With Homeless In Melbourne
Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister of the last 2 years, Malcolm Turnbull has confused a hipster with a homeless person in Melbourne and inadvertently given the hipster $5. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the mistake, saying: “Easy… Read More ›
James Packer Slams John Cleese: Slapping Spanish Waiters In The Head Also A Horrible Way To Make Money
Billionaire casino owner James Packer has criticised John Cleese for the brutal treatment of his waiter Manuel back in the 1970s when the comedian used to manage a hotel in Torquay. “I’d like to remind Mr Cleese that I always… Read More ›
Swimming Australia Calls For More Funding For More Medals
Swimming Australia fresh off a disappointing Rio Olympics medal haul has called on the Australian Federal Government to increase funding to our swimmers in order to win more medals. A spokesperson for Swimming Australia spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›