Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Celebrates France’s Honourable Loss To Portugal
Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›
Mechanical Rabbit Plague Feared After Greyhound Racing Banned
Farmers across New South Wales are bracing for a devastating increase in the population of mechanical rabbits after Mike Baird banned greyhound racing. “Greyhounds are the only natural enemy of the mechanical rabbit and without them around, our fields are… Read More ›
Line Up For The Festival Of Stupid Ideas Announced
The line up for the latest Festival of Stupid Ideas has been announced and this year, organisers believe they have outdone themselves with stupidity. With Andrew Bolt, Pauline Hanson and Cory Bernardi headlining, event organiser Mitch Brown told The (un)Australian: “Last… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Unconvinced The World Is Round
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
Antony Green Accused Of Delaying Election Result To Gain Twitter Followers
Senior members of the Liberal Party have alleged that the ABC’s election analyst, Antony Green, is purposely delaying his call of the election to boost the number of followers of his Twitter account. One source said: “Just look at the… Read More ›