Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Street fighter and billionaire casino owner Jamie Packer has called on the Turnbull Government to amend Australia’s industrial relations laws to allow employers to physically fight their employees. Packer’s call to arms follows a run in he had with a… Read More ›
Australian Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton has mysteriously turned into a newt just days after accidentally sending a journalist a text describing her as a mad witch. “We can confirm that Mr Dutton was suddenly and inexplicably… Read More ›
The world’s climate scientists have responded to the release of a major new report by collectively resolving to spend the rest of their time, before global warming-induced eco-holocaust renders human civilisation unsustainable, getting really, really drunk. “We’ve just gotten sick… Read More ›
Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›
Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down — the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›
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