The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet have instructed IT experts to remove the “reply all” button from all Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s digital communication devices. The move comes as a safety precaution after Minister Dutton sent an SMS message… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
LNP Blocks Ian Macfarlane From Taking A Jump To The Left
The Liberal National Party Executive (LNP) has blocked Liberal backbencher Ian Macfarlane from taking a jump to the left at the LNP Christmas party. There was no word though on whether they allowed him to take a step to the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott On Track To Do More Interviews As A Backbencher Than As Party Leader
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
Vegan Racist Appalled At Lack Of Appropriate Food Options At Cronulla BBQ
As the fallout continues over Saturday’s failed Cronulla riot 10 year anniversary BBQ, the latest person to condemn the event is 26-year-old self-confessed racist vegan patriot Sherman Redneck, who slammed the organisers for a lack of vegan options served at… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Crashes Car Into Pie Shop On Way To Police Station
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is in a critical condition in Melbourne’s Royal Prince Alfred Hospital after his car ploughed into the same Carlton North bakery he threatened to “put out of business” three years ago. Astonishingly, no customers were injured… Read More ›