An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Refuses To Leave Room After Being Stressed Out By Cyberbullies.
Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›
Fred Nile Condemns Sydney Siege Victims
Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›
People With Piss Easy Jobs Concerned Government Wasting Their Not So Hard-Earned Tax Dollars
Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›
Greens Call For Bush Fires To Be Renamed ‘Regeneration Opportunities’
The Australian Greens have today called for bush fires to be re-named ‘Regeneration Opportunities’. Their argument being that the term bush fires attaches a negative stigma on a natural occurring event. A spokesperson for The Greens told The (un) Australian,… Read More ›
Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot
Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›