The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
Australia’s Domestic Violence Perpetrators have this week gathered and decided to name Sky News host Andrew Bolt their man of the year. The award comes after Bolt went out of his way to platform and defend convicted wife beater Avi… Read More ›
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told the public to simply take a Government limo today as the city is ground to a halt due to ongoing train strikes. ”To the people of NSW I say don’t let the Unions… Read More ›
Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying. ”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New… Read More ›
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called the manager of Engadine Maccas for advice on how to clean up the shit left behind by the former PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord is not averse to reaching… Read More ›
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