Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying.
”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New England. ”You want to go out and drink and mingle then keep it in house, like I did.”
”It’s easier to get a staffer to sign a non-disclosure agreement.”
When asked if he was seriously offering a World leader advice on how to act the deputy PM said: ”I’m nothing if not a family guy.”
”Don’t believe me, then ask my family, I’ve got two you know.”
”You know the more I think about it, the more I think I should try and mentor the Finnish PM, take her under my wing so to speak.
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to Dutton about the bonk ban.”
Mark Williamson
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