Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to live with the floods. ”I know seeing roofs collapse and towns under water is… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Asks Jen When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his wife Jen why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as… Read More ›
PM Celebrates Diversity By Asking Trent Zimmerman About His Weekend
This morning the LNP celebrated their diversity and inclusion by asking the member for North Sydney Trent Zimmerman what he got up to on the weekend. It’s reported that Zimmerman, one of the first openly gay members of the liberal… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Recalls Parliament To Overturn The Bonk Ban
Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk ban. ”There are wars going on, towns are getting flooded and the pandemic is still here…. Read More ›
Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
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