The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›
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Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats
Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year
Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›
Pizza Hut Sin Against Nature, Again
This Australia day an American corporation that sells facsimiles of a traditional Italian dish has sinned against nature by adding vegemite and cheese to the crust of a pizza. The emergence of the Mitey Stuffed Crust Pizza (do you see… Read More ›
Max Walker To Be Named Australian Of The Year
The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 